All 27 movie Reviews


Batman: Brutal Batman: Brutal

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

good premise

everyone seems to have to same idea with Batman, that he'd should be more violent and whatnot, so i've seen all that before. The action sequences were decent, but i think some better artwork/animation would have made this a lot better. Maybe you could find another artist to team up with, because you have some good ideas.



Final Fantasy A+ Final Fantasy A+

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

absolutely amazing

almost everything about this is perfect, but if you got other people to do the voices, it would be untouchable, in certain places the voice effects make it muffled and kind of cheesy.



Psycho Steve - Short One Psycho Steve - Short One

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

you are correct sir.

This movie is pointless, i feel insulted as a human being that this didn't get blammed. But hey, i guess people just like some guy with penises for arms walking backwards ( by the way animating a moonwalk is a hundred times less impressive than actually doing it, animate walking forward, tween moving backwards anyone?) It seems like you spent more time on your 'production company' logo then you spent on trying to come up with a premise for this movie.


deepdoom responds:

yeah, you figured me. Sorry if this violated your human rights, yes it's even too short for my liking, i just wanted to share this peice with you.


Crazy sprites : FF Crazy sprites : FF

Rated 2 / 5 stars

not impressed

basically, it just seemed like you were trying way to hard. None of the 'jokes' were set up, just random one-liners, most of them even didn't make sense, for example the thing where they find the piece of paper, and the guy automatically assumes its porn? it's just obvious how forced these one liners are. And as cliche as this phrase has become on this site, i'm going to use it anyway. I'm sure the 13 year olds will love it.


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Tremour responds:

I love 13 year olds to..........


Show down(pt 2) Show down(pt 2)

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

hey, little kid drawings!

is all this is, poorly drawn animated, too much generic adult swim anime influence, with a confusing storyline that really just irks me. And what kind of ronin gets named Ronin?! bah.



Potter Puppet Pals! Potter Puppet Pals!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

pretty damn good

funny stuff, especially compared to most of the other 'humor' on NG, really my one gripe is that it needs to be L O N G E R.


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Super Canadian Super Canadian

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

how many times was this submitted?

I've seen this thing in the obituaries more than once, and for good reason. The only reason i gave it a one is because you had the tenacity to get through making it without taking your own life. the voice overs are ridiculously bad, there's no music or sound effects, you dont even know how to do the most basic functions in flash, and nobody cares about your circle of friends except for (gasp!) your circle of friends. And the obnoxious rainbow background made me projectile vomit on my cat.



liam liam

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

pathetic anime backwash...

when somebody makes an animation or movie with Flash, they are normally referred to as an artist. You personally should give credit to all the artists who made your flash movie for you. (c/o evangelion, whatever motorcycle website you decided to rip-off or hopefully trace over to get the other pics) The movie was reminiscent of all the nu-metal bullshit that has been going through little kids heads for the past two years. If anyone kills themselves because their girlfriend breaks up with them, they deserve to be shot anyway. The only reason i can see this guy killing himself reasonably is due to the fact that he was featured in this piece of shit. I'd rather watch a fully nude Wilfred Brimley render his most recent turd in 3D. Please stop trying.



Dead Without A Cause Dead Without A Cause

Rated 1 / 5 stars

meh

I'm indifferent at best. I can't tell if that was all one big joke or an "action movie" Some of the animation could have been better, but the different views were a cool idea. In conclusion, I would rather watch my senile grandmother reenact stories from the bible using old tampons and a bowl full of coffee and cigarette butts. Thanks.



The Spirit Of The Eagle The Spirit Of The Eagle

Rated 1 / 5 stars

i dont get it..

Good start, the line animations were pretty cool, other than that there just wasnt much to this flash, and most of the stuff was way over my head. You might have explained how the eagle is so spectacular instead of just asking questions. Good to keep yourself, but i dunno if this one will survive on the portal. But keep trying, and put some premise into your next one.


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NchantD responds:

Thanks for the opinion. That's a pretty good idea. Yeah, i did just kind of cut it short. Thanks, man :)