haven't i seen this somewhere before.....
press space bar to pick up ball, press space bar to jump, press space bar to shoot, press space bar TO JAM THIS PIEACE OF CRAP UP SOMEBODY'S ASS AND PUNCH THEM IN THE KIDNEYS UNTIL IT COMES OUT AS ANOTHER PILE OF SHIT, MAYEB NEXT TIME IT WILL BE AN ORIGINAL PILE OF SHIT.
SHIT.